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« on: May 16, 2007, 09:42:08 PM »

It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but   
until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric   
expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original   
and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.   

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:   
With her consent....................... 12 Calories   
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories   
   
OPENING HER BRA:   
With both hands........................ 8 Calories   
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories   
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories   

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:   
With an erection....................... 6 Calories   
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories   

PRELIMINARIES:   
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories   
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories   

POSITIONS:   
Missionary............................. 12 Calories   
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories   
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories   
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories   
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories   
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories   

ORGASMING:   
Real................................... 112 Calories   
Fake.................................. 315 Calories   

POST ORGASM:   
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories   
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories   
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories   

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: IF YOU ARE:   
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories   
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories   
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories   
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories   
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories   
70 and over.........................  Results are still pending   

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:   
Calmly................................. 32 Calories   
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories   
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories   
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories   

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« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2007, 07:39:48 AM »


so this is how it works huh, hmmm tempting !!
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2009, 03:00:29 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin

sex really is exercise. . .
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